I’m fucking crushed to learn that a woman is going to be playing Doctor James Barry in a movie about his life (which seems to be taking the angle that he was a woman who ‘disguised herself as a man to become a doctor’ despite that he literally lived full time as a man and wanted to be buried in his bedclothes so no one would know his assigned sex…)
James Barry is a man I find fascinating and honestly? When I was scared of having my emergency c-section the only thing that pulled me through was joking about how appropriate it was/that I was honouring James Barry.
His wishes were already disrespected once when he was examined and discovered to be ‘biologically female’ upon his death. Now in 2019 apparently we’re out here disrespecting him again.
my brain any time we have a hundred dollars: whoa, whoa, whoa…WHOA….stop the fuckin presses guys…..a “HUNDRED“ dollars? Like, a LITERAL hundred of them!? You serious!? That’s like…hold on let me do what I think math is….that’s like….INFINITY dollars. That’s THE big number. TEN TENS, BABY! We can afford ANYTHING! Food! Shoes! Gas! More food! Entertainment!! EVEN more food!!! We are ROLLING in those ten fuckin’ tens!!!! UNSTOPPABLE!!!!
the same brain as soon as we no longer have a hundred dollars: whu…..uh…h-how…how di…..but…….we had a hundred of them………
Hey instead of a Harry Potter world there should be a lord of the rings world where it’s super immersive and you’re given a sword when you enter the world and giant spiders chase you and the elf actors eat dirt and offer you some
can we befriend and/or flirt with the giant spiders asking for a friend
It’s you’re adventure you can do whatever you want but watch out!
HI, THIS EXISTS, IT’S CALLED EVERMORE PARK, IT’S IN PLEASANT GROVE, UTAH
it’s more of a DND park but it’s fantasy and characters give you quests and when you finish quests they give you a tarot card with the characters on it
The town functions as a real-time story with a plot and everybody has backstory and movie-quality makeup and shit
Hey remember when JKR said the sk*nwalker wasn’t actually a horrible monster and was just native Americans being dumb and not understanding wizard shit
Remember when she deadass said that for real and thought that was fine
Also remember when she thought there were just random ancient castles in North America like how there are in europe. Do you remember
She was like “the American wizard school goopygloop is in an ancient castle in North America”. First of all who built that shit. The pilgrims? My guy jebadiah who has 9 children dying of dissentary like oh yeah I’m gonna build a fully functional Scottish castle right here in the middle of Roanoak. That’s a good use of my time and resources.
The American wizard school is a Cheesecake Factory in Vegas
On the way back from the Post Office the other day I noticed this soft toy squished into a pothole on the road. It took me a number of steps to realise what it was I had seen, and I thought to myself that if it was still there the next time I went to the Post Office I’d take it home with me.
So, Pancake was still there today. As you can see he was rather worse for wear and very, very flat. I took him home and gave him a bath as he was Super Gross. He was still super gross after his bath, so I threw him in with the clothes wash and he came out a lot brighter, but still rather deflated. I re-stuffed him and sewed around his flippers because the layers were de-laminating a bit, and now he’s happy and almost as good as new!
I snipped off his label because it was damaged, but he’s apparently an Animal Jam
Happy Meal toy from last year (2018).
I was hanging around at my boyfriend’s place (in hindsight he was probably Satan) and we were just chilling, doing normal things, when a long, sleek, black car pulled up outside of his house. My boyfriend, suddenly very nervous and twitchy, told me to go and hide in the closet. When I asked him what was up, he just told me it was a “work associate” so I went and did as he said. I peeked a little bit out of the closet to see who this person was. I wanted to see who could possibly get my boyfriend, the actual Devil, to tremble in fear. And lo and behold, it was Ted Cruz.
Reflections on this post:
1. I need to read URLs.
2. “in hindsight he was probably Satan” may be the single greatest hook to a story that I’ve ever seen.
3. The levels of stress and suspense that occur in the rising action here rival that of some of the greatest survival horror works that exist on this earth.
4. “And lo and behold, it was Ted Cruz” is probably the only sentence that could make the conclusion to this story more terrifying, and ended the story in a way far superior to anything my own sense of dread could have come up with.
